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BREAKING: LOOOOL! Jimmy Kimmel brilliantly mocks Trump’s constant urge to slap his name on everything by suggesting a hilarious rebrand of the Epstein files to…the Trump-Epstein Files!
BREAKING: LOOOOL! Jimmy Kimmel brilliantly mocks Trump’s constant urge to slap his name on everything by suggesting a hilarious rebrand of the Epstein files to…the Trump-Epstein Files!
“All he wants is trophies and for everything to carry his name.
The Kennedy Center, Dulles Airport, Penn Station. I mean, if that’s the way to keep him satisfied, well, I’ve got another idea for something we could name after him, and it’s big, and I think he’ll enjoy it, because it’s something everyone is talking about, something that he actually, unlike most of the other things he wants named after him, truly belongs in,” Kimmel joked, struggling not to laugh.
“And I believe, I propose that we should consider adding his name to the Epstein files, or as they…will now be known as the Trump—Epstein Files! Why NOT stamp his name on the cover of the files too?”
Works for us! Trump’s name appears in the files so frequently — more than 1 million times — it would only make sense for his name to be displayed there, right beside one of the most notorious sex criminals in American history.
It’s the only spot his name fits…aside from on the outside of a prison cell.
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