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BREAKING: palace Insider revealled that King will Wear an “AI-Generated” Crown at Coronation because…..Read more

BREAKING: palace Insider revealled that King
will Wear an “AI-Generated” Crown at Coronation.
In a surprising twist to traditional proceedings, anonymous palace insiders have claimed that the upcoming Coronation will feature a *brand new, AI-generated crown*, reportedly designed using historic data and “over 1 million images of royal fashion through the centuries.”
– *Coronation Updates*: The Royal Family has also released updates on the upcoming Coronation, including the reuse of historic coronation vestments and the Anointing Screen
The crown, dubbed *“The Algorithmic Laurel,”* is said to shimmer with virtual gemstones and adapt its shape in real-time to reflect the monarch’s mood. “If he’s nervous, it glows blue,” said one insider. “If he’s confident, it levitates slightly.”
Even more bizarrely, the reused historic vestments are rumored to have hidden NFC chips sewn into them, supposedly to track sacred energy levels during the ceremony. And the newly updated Anointing Screen? Said to double as a holographic display showing “divine lineage graphs” in 3D.
A royal spokesperson has neither confirmed nor denied the report, stating only: *“We remain committed to blending tradition with innovation.