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BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel & Johnny Depp TEAM UP to Make T.r.u.m.p a TOTAL CRY BABY LIVE ON TV — Epic On-Air Roast Triggers Instant MELTDOWN and Studio Chaos ⚡️
BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel & Johnny Depp TEAM UP to Make T.r.u.m.p a TOTAL CRY BABY LIVE ON TV — Epic On-Air Roast Triggers Instant MELTDOWN and Studio Chaos ⚡️
It was supposed to be a star-studded late-night segment — until Jimmy Kimmel brought out surprise guest Johnny Depp, and together they unleashed a savage roast that painted T.r.u.m.p as the ultimate “cry baby.”
With the audience already hyped, Depp jumped in with his pirate swagger, mocking T.r.u.m.p’s endless complaints: “He’s like a toddler who lost his favorite toy — except the toy is the election!” Kimmel piled on, replaying clips of T.r.u.m.p’s whines while Depp did spot-on impressions that had everyone in stitches.
Gasps turned to roars of laughter as T.r.u.m.p’s “tough guy” image crumbled on screen. Witnesses say the crowd lost it completely, chanting “cry baby” while Kimmel and Depp high-fived like old pros.
Social media ignited within seconds, with the clip blasting across platforms as users remixed Depp’s impressions into viral memes.
Behind the scenes, the fury was off the charts. According to insiders, T.r.u.m.p’s phone lines exploded, aides panicked in damage control mode, and Mar-a-Lago sources claim D.o.n.a.l.d himself was “sobbing” while rage-tweeting demands to “SHUT DOWN KIMMEL NOW.”
By the end, one thing was unmistakable: this wasn’t just comedy — it was a brutal tag-team takedown still echoing through the political circus.
🔥 FULL SEGMENT — Kimmel & Depp’s SHOCKING “CRY BABY” ROAST Leaves T.r.u.m.p World STUNNED and HUMILIATED… 👇
🚨BREAKING: Kamala Harris just did what this moment’s been starving for: said the quiet part out loud. Venezuela doesn’t make us safer or cheaper—it’s unlawful, reckless, and sold as “strength” while families pay the bill. Regime-change cosplay for oil, with no clear authority and no exit plan. Finally—an adult in the room.
🚨💥 1 MIN AGO: Trump Assets SEIZURE Begins as Judge REJECTS His Claims ⚖️💣
Becoming painfully obvious the Trump Regime has no clue what happens next. Not one clue. Delcy Rodriguez, Maduro’s VP has been sworn in as President. Immediately declared Maduro the rightful President and vowed to defend Venezuela’s resources.
BREAKING: Panic is reportedly sweeping through Congress as several members scramble behind closed doors, desperately searching for ways to erase digital traces.
Democratic lawmakers are calling for an emergency War Powers vote after President Trump threatened a “second wave” of military action in Venezuela and suggested long-term U.S. control over the country’s government.
BREAKING: Congress Files Impeachment Articles Against Trump Over Venezuela Action, Citing Constitutional Violations.
💥BREAKING: TRUMP ATTACKS VENEZUELA… WAR IS HERE👈 It’s 3:30 a.m. on the East Coast, and shocking developments are unfolding right now. Donald Trump has ordered U.S. military strikes inside Venezuela, with confirmed attacks on military targets in the capital, Caracas. Explosions have been reported across the city, and videos show U.S. military helicopters and airstrikes over key locations.
You are going to see a lot of celebration from a lot of people today about the removal of Nicolas Maduro. Why? Because he was a brutal dictator to the Venezuelan people. The question is not whether Maduro should have remained in power. The question is whether the United States could legally conduct regime change without Congressional approval
BREAKING: Overnight the United States captured Nicolas Maduro and launched massive strikes on Venezuela. Just waking up now. Full update coming momentarily:
BREAKING: What happened in Venezuela is not a military operation. It’s an illegal act. By attacking a sovereign nation without Congress, Donald Trump violated Article I Sec 8 and the War Powers Act. That’s impeachable! Congress started acting
JUST IN: 40 minutes ago: BREAKING — Reports say panic is spreading across Congress as multiple members meet behind closed doors, urgently trying to wipe digital footprints. The scramble follows claims that Jack Smith uploaded subpoenaed phone records tied to calls from Donald Trump during efforts to delay the 2020 certification. Sources warn the records may reveal coordinated actions at the highest levels. As the files circulate, Washiton is on edge—and pressure is rapidly escalating.
