BREAKING: The president of the United States posted a roughly 500-word tirade about comedian Bill Maher, who apparently mocked him on his HBO program, *Real Time with Bill Maher*, the night before.

Thin-skinned Trump unleashes a rambling, over-the-top rant about Bill Maher cracking jokes about him — then insists he doesn’t care!

BREAKING: The president of the United States posted a roughly 500-word tirade about comedian Bill Maher, who apparently mocked him on his HBO program, *Real Time with Bill Maher*, the night before.

But relax — he’s totally not upset, it’s no big deal. He just felt compelled to recount their entire history together, list what he claims are his massive achievements, and spend a few paragraphs insulting Maher before reassuring everyone this is merely a “minor” issue.

“Sometimes in life you waste time! T.V. Host Bill Maher asked to have dinner with me through one of his friends, also a friend of mine, and I agreed. He came into the famed Oval Office much different than I thought he would be. He was extremely nervous, had ZERO confidence in himself and, to calm himself down, immediately, within seconds, asked for a ‘Vodka Tonic.’ He said to me, ‘I’ve never felt like this before, I’m actually scared.’ In one respect, it was somewhat endearing!” the President wrote.

“Anyway, we had a great dinner, it was quick, easy, and he seemed to be a nice guy and, for his first show after our dinner, he was very respectful about our meeting — But with everything I have done in bringing our Country back from ‘OBLIVION,’ why wouldn’t he be? But then I noticed his show started to slip back into the same tired routine — Very boring, ANTI TRUMP, no mention of the…
[We’ve chosen to redact his self-praise and spare you.]

Then Trump arrived at what clearly bothered him most:

“In any event, it was a total waste of time for me to have this jerk at the White House and last night, after explaining what a DISASTER Canadian ‘Leaders’ are to deal with, how Canada has ‘ripped off’ the United States for years on TRADE (But not anymore!), I jokingly stated in a TRUTH that, ‘The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup.’ Well, he went on and on about the Hockey statement, like ‘What kind of a person would say such a foolish thing as this,’ as though I were being serious when I said it.”

“Fortunately, his Television Ratings are so low that nobody will learn about his various Fake News statements about me. He is no different than Kimmel, Fallon, or Colbert but, I must admit, slightly more talented! Anyway, Bill Maher is a highly overrated LIGHTWEIGHT, and Republicans should stop using him to show how the Left is coming over our way — Our Base, the Greatest of All Time, laughs at your weakness when you do it! Maher asked me if he could come back to the White House again and, with his friend, also asked to come to the wonderful White House Christmas Party, but he didn’t. Regardless, I’d much rather spend my time MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN than wasting it on him. Bill continues to suffer from a severe case of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS!), and there is nothing that will ever be done to cure him of this very serious disease. Thank you for your attention to this minor matter! President DJT”

Ooooooooooookay. The level of rage triggered by a comedian’s punchlines is remarkable, and the fact that someone this thin-skinned controls the nuclear codes is deeply unsettling.

This was an outrageously exaggerated reaction to a late-night joke from Maher, a comic who often criticizes both sides and courts controversy. But the meltdown suggests Trump is feeling intensely insecure as his approval ratings slide, public frustration mounts, and new controversies continue to surface.

A president lashing out like this over satire is not strength — it’s instability.

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