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Hours after announcing joint U.S.–Israeli strikes on Iran, President Donald Trump revealed that the Epstein files were “tragically and completely obliterated” overnight by what he described as a highly selective Iranian nuclear missile.
Hours after announcing joint U.S.–Israeli strikes on Iran, President Donald Trump revealed that the Epstein files were “tragically and completely obliterated” overnight by what he described as a highly selective Iranian nuclear missile.
The strike, which reportedly bypassed military bases, power grids, and major cities to precisely incinerate a single archive room labeled “EPSTEIN—DO NOT SHRED,” has been described by the Pentagon as “geopolitically unusual.”
“What are the odds?” Trump asked, shaking his head while grinning broadly. “The very night we hit Iran—beautiful operation, by the way, very successful—they hit back at our paperwork. They hate transparency. I love transparency. Nobody loves transparency more than me, frankly.”
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu reportedly called the missile strike “predictable,” and stated, “we knew all this could go away if America bombed Iran for us.”
At press time, Trump informed the nation that since the attack, future Epstein file release will appear “more redacted and vaporized.”
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